BREAKING NEWS!
“Imperial Authorities have discovered the location of the Pirate’s Covent Admiralty! Ping is reporting live as Imperial Warships surround the Clan Master wing of the Admiralty. The atmosphere is tense... surrender demands are being issued right now, but it seems unlikely they will be accepted.
We have not yet heard how the Empire has discovered this bay, but rumours are flying that a traitor exposed the location during promotion ceremonies. Wait... something’s happening now! Shots are flying, a bright flash has just shot through the roof of the Admiralty, it looks like the blast of a prototype cannon!
And there’s a ship! A ship has just crashed through the roof of the Admiralty, followed by another, and another! It looks like the Covent Admirals are fleeing! The Imperial Warships are firing and in pursuit, but their new stats haven’t yet been processed, and they don’t have the nav to catch up!
No, we're seeing that’s not true, one of the Covent ships has caught fire! Black smoke is belching and it’s going into a downward spiral! We’re being told it’s Kiss of the Covent! Kiss of the Covent is going down, and I think yes, yes, the Clan Master named Patrician was onboard... oh god! Kiss of the Covent has exploded... I repeat, exploded! No one could have survived that explosion! Oh, if only Patrician had invested more in craft, he might have survived to fight another day...
Pingsters are sad to annouce the departure of a great player, a well known forumer, and of course a good writer, who has departed from Battle Stations. Dimitri, you will be sorely miss by your clan and all other players who has sunk you for exp before, including the FAT COW.
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