Ping Pirates!

Title: Pingster willing to run naked in crowded shopping belt

In a recent clan war, the Ping fort was still left standing after battle, something which had hardly happened for a long time. Intrigued by the possibility of the clan still floating, a conversation in the chatroom went as follows:

23:50 L IF WE R STILL UP 2MR THIS TIME.. DO U FOLKS WANT A 1V1 WIF PIRATES Xd
23:50 h haha.. funny
23:50 h how can we stay float for 24 hrs?
23:54 j ?
23:54 j IF
23:55 j IF its still up
23:55 j i'll run around orchard naked
23:56 cw will you post a picture on the bs forum to prove it
23:56 L http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=13669&post=215690&uid=18063885304#post215690
23:56 L ok i think the chance of us staying afloat i quite high nw
23:57 L We love u j
23:57 cw we needed him to say he would post the picture before making a topic
23:58 L i can alwaz post a screenshot of wat he wrote :D
23:58 j LOL
23:58 L go on j
23:59 L post in the forum
23:59 j we shall seeeeeeeee
23:59 L saying wat u juz said
23:59 j mai !
23:59 j lol
23:59 j i lazy to login
23:59 L chicken
23:59 j pok pok keh
23:59 L no balls
23:59 j lol
23:59 j i go sleep
23:59 j damn tied
23:59 j my new car
23:59 j COMING !!!!
23:59 j COUNTDOWN !!!!
0:00 L excuses
0:00 j really mah
0:00 j 1 more mth from today
0:01 L j has no balls
0:01 j la la la
0:01 L no balls to repeat wat he said
0:01 j lol
0:05 c O.o
0:05 cw I think I may leave you guys to talk about j's ball less bag and go to bed.

For international citizens who are unacquainted with Singaporean slang, this particular clan member whom we shall name as J to protect his identity as a minor, seemed extremely confident that the fort will sink. So confident was he that he was willing to run along Singapore's busiest shopping belt, Orchard Road, naked, if the fort was still left standing after 24 hrs.

The Ping news team interviewed several members of the Ping leadership on their views

CM Adrian Zhou expressed extreme displeasure at such undermining of the clan spirit.

"This is outrageous! Such unbecoming behavior amounts to treason! I have a good mind to detain him under the Internal Security Act" he said.

Captain Debbie Ang was most upset at the possibility of seeing J naked.

"Oh I am so shy! Think of all the kids and ladies if he really loses the bet. It will be so awkward and embarrassing, " she blushes and covers her face.

Thankfully for the citizens of Sios, BANE clan decided that such an atrocity would be extremely damaging to the youth of Sios. They attacked the Ping fort 3 hrs to the end of countdown.

"As much as we were busy harvesting plasma rocks to strengthen our clan, we had to do the right thing to safeguard the youth of Sios," said Captain Adrian Hew of Bane.

Captain J could not be reached for comment at press time.