Ping Pirates!

Earlier today it was announced that a new way to stop overflow of ship energy has been found, and it comes in the form of a…. bank account?

The Sios fuel commission has been harassed by President of Sios, LL, to clean up their act and stop wasting the lifeblood of their armies, known as *AP*.

Due to inactive captains, and matters of human nature, ships have been overflowing their AP’s and leaking them into the countryside, causing massive environmental problems, including the mutation of local animals and critters, which have somehow learned to fly and have been attacking wayward airships that have strayed out of city limits for a little personal *exploring*.

They Sios bank awkwardly, will not be accepting deposits directly. They will only be allowed to credit AP’s to an account through an outside donator, after the captain has bribed the donator with information.

This way of running the bank, seems only to promote gas theft, and several donators of large amounts (one being generous enough to donate 500 AP’s worth of fuel to the co-operating captains) was duped the other day, by captains who signed the offer, got their fuels, then shot the clerks and ran away laughing. The Sios police force have rounded up all the criminals and put those who had used the stolen fuel into debt.



This bank may be the turning point in stopping fuel robbery, but it is doing nothing to stop the environmental damage, many ancient turtles are starting to get upset, and becoming more violent in their protests.

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