Ping Pirates!

A clan on Facebook game "Battle
Stations" developed by Tyler Projects.

Aug 6, 2008

Fort watching 101

Posted by Walker |

How to keep awake during fort watching when there are no other female clannies around:

(12:04:58 SGT) ***nic senses a rise in testosterone lvls in the chat
(12:05:24 SGT) zu: wukakaakkakka
(12:05:31 SGT) zu: jus to keep awake
(12:05:58 SGT) zu: wat u guys tink of this debra?....
(12:06:07 SGT) zu: debraaaaaaa
(12:06:15 SGT) nic: nt my type
(12:06:27 SGT) zu: hehehe
(12:06:41 SGT) zu: nice clev though...
(12:06:42 SGT) zu: ahakss
(12:06:47 SGT) zu: wats ur type nic
(12:06:49 SGT) zu: baby
(12:07:05 SGT) add: cutesey type gals?
(12:07:36 SGT) zu: big eyes sweet virgin look girls?
(12:07:57 SGT) nic: i go for feeling
(12:08:08 SGT) add: wah lau must get so physical
(12:08:27 SGT) nic: eh?
(12:08:35 SGT) zu: darn...nic...u like to feel her up..darn...i didnt know
(12:08:42 SGT) add: tsk tsk
(12:08:44 SGT) nic: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(12:09:06 SGT) zu: i tot ur better than tt dude
(12:09:34 SGT) nic: hmmm welllll
(12:10:02 SGT) nic: basically when i look at a gal... i can predict what she looks like in 5o yrs
(12:10:04 SGT) zu: hehehe
(12:10:05 SGT) Voxy: errr
(12:10:09 SGT) nic: *50
(12:10:12 SGT) Voxy: she looks very mature
(12:10:18 SGT) dinny: who?
(12:10:22 SGT) Voxy: Debra
(12:10:28 SGT) add: no la, with nip+ tuck + botex
(12:10:29 SGT) zu: wow.......u shld marry her in 50 yrs time den
(12:10:30 SGT) add: hard to say
(12:10:43 SGT) zu: i tink she wear a bit of push up thingie
(12:10:53 SGT) dinny: zul... 50yrs is a LOOOOOOOONG time lehh
(12:10:55 SGT) nic: i mean... looks fade so well... emotions are more impt for me
(12:10:56 SGT) zu: poor girl....need to show soomething...
(12:11:12 SGT) nic: ie... looks is secondary for me
(12:11:17 SGT) zu: dennis...well nic wanted e girl 50 yrs later...
(12:11:24 SGT) dinny: Nic... i think wads most impt... chemistry :P
(12:11:36 SGT) nic: haha ok... i menat chemistry
(12:11:39 SGT) zu: for a moment i tot nic said he love secondary schoo girls....craddle snatcher!
(12:11:42 SGT) zu: ehjehehehe
(12:11:43 SGT) dinny: cannot click, means no tok le
(12:11:44 SGT) dinny: hahaha
(12:12:37 SGT) zu: nic...i agree...chemistry is impt...so whose e last girl u dated eh?
(12:12:44 SGT) dinny: hwah... contracts sure are boring to read
(12:13:16 SGT) nic: zul zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(12:13:24 SGT) dinny: zul???
(12:13:26 SGT) nic: let me have some privacy pls
(12:13:29 SGT) zu: yeapss dennis
(12:13:30 SGT) zu: hehehe
(12:13:32 SGT) dinny: hahaha
(12:13:34 SGT) zu: no prob man
(12:13:48 SGT) dinny: no i mean... zul? the last gal nic dated was zul???
(12:13:49 SGT) nic: anyway nt as if u wld noe her if i said who she was
(12:13:50 SGT) dinny: hahahaha
(12:13:51 SGT) zu: wat contracts r u readin eh dennis
(12:14:03 SGT) dinny: old existing contracts
(12:14:11 SGT) zu: oh my god...u did dated me nic..i was so touched u dated cute me
(12:14:16 SGT) dinny: but if i tell u, id have to kill u :P
(12:14:19 SGT) ***zu wave daintily at nic
(12:14:29 SGT) nic: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(12:15:01 SGT) add: if alanna was here... you die
(12:15:07 SGT) ***zu sits in his chair..chokin by dennis_work's jedi powers
(12:15:08 SGT) nic: huh?
(12:15:09 SGT) dinny: come on la... im sure she's used to it
(12:15:12 SGT) nic: y?
(12:15:13 SGT) add: she will probably tekkan you
(12:15:16 SGT) add: rofl
(12:15:20 SGT) dinny: wif nic n betty in here hahhaa
(12:15:24 SGT) nic: tekan who?
(12:15:30 SGT) add: you la
(12:15:33 SGT) nic: lol bobbies in vietnam
(12:15:35 SGT) nic: y me?
(12:15:39 SGT) nic: y tekan me?
(12:15:47 SGT) add: cos you go by "feeling"
(12:15:52 SGT) zu: hahahaa

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