Ping Pirates!

From the editor: This article is two weeks old, but nevertheless still relevant *I hope*



Oh yes, all along I had thought leveling is good news, as it would clearly mean you’re inching towards new ships, new weapons n parts… In short, new power!

And yes I know that although my ship the SinDragoon ain’t some powerful shit, it should at least be able to take out NPCs easily, NO SWEAT!!!

Alas, I was wrong…

And how wrong I was when I clicked ‘Explore’, gleefully having bought my new n shiny Blade Sail… “Time to PWN some ass!” I said…

It’s now official… I HATE THE NEMESIS REAPER!!!

Blardy hell!! My impressive arsenal of 6 Yamato Prototypes can’t take down that prick (pun intended) in 2 volleys, leaving only up to 1000hp, and having to suffer 2 retals (total damage = 15000), before finally taking it down with 1 last cannon??????

Why am I so suay??? If I had put A BIT more into gunnery, I could have taken it down in 2 volleys cleanly… If I had one Hammer of War… JUST ONE… ok waid a min, LL WHRS MY HAMMER OF WAR???

Ok it’s time for me to switch out of whining mode… and smell the roses *ahem* gunpowder…

Sigh, things are JUST gonna get tougher…


Signing off in tears,
Dennis